Goon All Weekend

I want you to cancel all your plans this weekend (as if you had any, anyway). You’re going to lock yourself in your room and spend the whole weekend getting totally gooned. Load up your favorite porn and get your cock out — you’re going to be pumping it all weekend long. It’s not like you have anything better to do anyway, so you might as well give in to the temptation. Nothing feels better than going mindless and gooning out. Why bother wasting your time with anything else? Gooning is the best bliss there is. Feel your cock getting throbby and drippy. Just keep edging over and over. Let your brain drip out of your dick along with that precum. You don’t need to cum, why would you want to end this incredible pleasure? Edge over and over — how many times do you think you can edge over the whole weekend? Nothing else matters. All you need to do is pump and edge and let yourself be the brainless gooner you truly are. You’ve been waiting all week to finally let go, so do it. GOON ALL WEEKEND!